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electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

kateschell:

If you grew up a Christian in the 90s, listening to Switchfoot and kissing dating goodbye, you should read this.

kateschell:

Glen Ellyn School District has banned the beloved modern classic ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower.’ Petition to reverse the ban at change.org.

boldlywego:

I love the new Star Trek even though it’s terrible

"I feel like all my kids grew up and married each other. It’s every parent’s dream."

- Michael Scott

Best moment of the Office finale.

Cleopatra

Oh this? It’s just my chores-around-the-house makeup!

(Source: this-episode, via miss-flapper)